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Hipster Doctor (walked 500 miles before you)

~I saved the planet before it was cool~

I'd like to thank the academy... Hipster 10 was inspired by this post on livejournal (and comments) and the hipster Little Mermaid tumblr, and voilà!
...then I discovered there was already one for Eleven. UMM, OOPS. So this one is for all Doctors (and Masters, and Companions, etc.) As since this was the first tumblr I ever made, it shows up as the one I reblog/like/follow with. However my (real) more personal tumblr, for which I do other fandom-related things, is linked below.* So odds are, I'll talk to you under fyeahhipsterdoctor, but reblog you under sombrero unless I find it relevant to here.
Same person, really. Though I recently started doing "off-topic Tuesdays" where I post random non-Whoniverse or hipster-related stuff here without feeling guilty.

*Please* feel free to submit your own Hipster Doctor. Use the meme generator, or find your own screencaps and use roflbot (below, above, friggin theme, IDEK anymore) or whatever.

Also visit our Hipster Archbishop, our Hipster High Priestess, our Hipster Nemesis
*or ME! :D

sunsetrainbow:

I LOVE THIS <3

EVERY WHOVIAN STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH.

(Source: hurricanebutterflies)

mandyshomemadegifs:

More classic Whoniverse bedtime stories

getinthetardisrose:

flapperorslapper:

(besides The Three Old Sontarans, The Emperor Dalek’s New Clothes, and Snow White and the Seven Keys to Doomsday)

  • Good Night, Judoon Platoon Upon the Moon
  • Rainbow Fish Custard
  • Harold (Saxon) and the Purple Teletubbie
  • The Doctor in the Hat
  • Pat, The Adipose
  • The Very Hungry Master
  • James and the Giant Banana
  • Where the Timey-Wimey Things Are
  • Jack and That Time He Humped a Beanstalk
  • Green Eggs and Custard
  • One Dalek, Two Dalek, Red Dalek, Blue Dalek
  • The Time Lord Who Cried Drums
  • Cloudy With a Chance of The Oncoming Storm
  • Curious Silent
  • I’ll Ask You ‘Does It Need Saying?’ Forever
  • Are You My Mummy?
  • The Little Amelia Who Could
  • There Is an Old Man Who Lives in a Box
  • If You Give a Doctor a Fez
  • The Three Sexy Time Travels and the Bad Wold
  • Puff, The Magic Right Hand
  • The True Story of the Three Brave Ponds
  • We’re Going on a Cyberman Hunt
  • The Tale of Peter the Tyler
  • How the Sycorax Stole Christmas
  • The TARDIS Express
  • Mr. Harkness Can Screw, Can you?
  • Everybody Blinks
  • The Runaway Bride
  • Oh, the Times and Spaces You’ll Go!

ladies and gentlemen, JODI.

THE JACK ONES-

Right, I’m calling your parents.
Are you disrespecting the house of Pond?! Art thou calling my mother a Scottish kiss-o-gram?
Enough!
Art thou calling my father a bumbling plastic Roman?!
Mels.
But he ain’t still a bumbling plastic Roman!
Listen to me.
But he ain’t still even a bumbling plastic Roman though!
That’s enough.
I’m hot and bovvered. This incarnation - bovvered. Sweetie. Spoilers. I am hot and bovvered.
My Doctor did once burn up a sun.
My dad is even more dead than mummy’s hair red.
If I’m yet to be River, why then my breasts aren’t done.
If hair be wires, black wires now grow on my head.
Doctor has seen Rose damasked, pink and yellow,
But no such Rose see I in any weeks.
And in some spoilers is there more delight,
Than in the vwooorp that from his box reeks.
I love to hear the Doctor speak, yet well I know,
That Silence hath bring a far more terrible sound.
I grant I never saw a Captain go,
My Doctor, when he walks, stumbles on the ground.
And yet by Gallifrey, I think my love as rare,
As any he snogged with false compare.
Sonic me, alien boy!

onething-voldemortcantunderstand:

kellyblogsfromthetardis:


 #GOTTA MAKE MY MIND UP #WHICH CHARACTER TO KILL NEXT 


#7am waking up in the morning, gotta grab my pen, gotta write the Doctor Who script, gotta kill Rory off, gotta be a troll, writin’ everything, killin’ everything, writin’ on and on, and the fandom’s waiting, gotta mindfuck them all, gotta go to the studio, I see the cast. Kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat, gotta make my mind up, which character should I kill? It’s Saturday, Saturday, gotta troll on Saturday, everybody’s looking forward to the new episode. Saturday, Saturday, Trollin’ on Saturday, everybody’s waitin’ to be mindfucked, script writin’, script writin’, yeah, script writin’, script writin’, yeah, fun, fun, fun, fun, looking forward to next Saturday

Hi, can we just talk for a little bit about how the Doctor refused to go to the number one planet basically because it was too mainstream?

fuckyeahmattsmithswardrobe:

doctorwhodoll:

Hipster!Doctor FTW

Deleted scenes from this episode include the planet’s log cabin resort, PBR brewery, the universe’s largest vintage shop, and a room filled with thousands of badgers, raccoons, and sugar gliders.

You think I’m pretty, without any bowtie on. You think I’m funny, when I land the TARDIS wrong. A crack in space and time made your wall break down (down) Before you met me, I was a madman Flying over London in a time machine I saved the planet From the Atraxi Let’s go back in time tonight No attacks, just love We can travel until we die You and I will regenerate forever You make me Feel like I’m living a Time Lord dream The way you sonic me Let’s go deep In outer space and don’t ever look back Don’t ever look back My hearts stop When you look at me Just one trip Now, Amy, I believe This is real So, take my hand and don’t ever forget Don’t ever forget In space Florida We got drunk on the beach We went to Venice And ran from the fish species You’ll be my ginger, And I’ll just be raggedy Life’s complete Let’s go back in time tonight No attacks, just love We can travel until we die You and I will regenerate forever You make me Feel like I’m living a Time Lord dream The way you sonic me Let’s go deep In outer space and don’t ever look back Don’t ever look back My hearts stop When you look at me Just one trip Now, Amy, I believe This is real So, take my hand and don’t ever forget Don’t ever forget You can get my hearts racing In your police theme Be my Time Lord dream tonight Let you put your hands on me In your police theme Be my Time Lord dream tonight

sunflower-b-pondicus:

what have I done

I blame this:http://paintdoktahwho.tumblr.com/post/10946113520/yup

OH MY GOD. *insta reblog*

amiginger:

Matt Smith Returning In Series 7 Of ‘Doctor Who’; Plus Captain Jack

the-alters:

It’s been a big news week for Doctor Who, with some major announcements and rumors floating around the web about Series 7. The BBC has made a formal announcement that they have commissioned 14 new episodes for 2012, including a Christmas Special, which has become a tradition for the new era of Doctor Who.

Additionally, Steven Moffat and the BBC have also confirmed that Matt Smith will be continuing his role as the Doctor in Series 7 during 2012, following some silly rumors online that he was stepping down. With the official confirmation from the BBC, the rumors were put to rest… but that didn’t stop Moffat and others lay out some clues as to what else we might be seeing in Series 7.

Following the official announcements from the BBC, John Barrowman (aka Captain Jack Harkness from Torchwood) revealed in an interview with Zap2It that the return of Captain Jack to Doctor Who has been discussed between Russell T Davies and Steven Moffat. “I’ve always said that if I’m asked to go back to Doctor Who, I’ll go at the drop of a hat,” Barrowman says. “That’s where Captain Jack got his beginnings. And it’s already been discussed.”

 

There have been some hints and tips about the potential return for Captain Jack Harkness over the last couple of years, and it’s inevitable the character will return at some point: he was created by Steven Moffat to begin with. In reality, it’s a matter of timing and fitting everything into everyone’s schedule.

However, it seems that Steven Moffat already has plans for Barrowman for Series 7 – and they involved the enigmatic River Song (Alex Kingston).

SCREAMING IRL. (If this *still* turns out to be false, I swear I will find a way to punch people through a computer screen)

hindividual:

classicdoctorwho:

She’s back! And yes, there are non-Classic Whovians here, but take a look bottom right - she’s even got Troughton’s stare down pat!

darthambiguous:

Who Baby

Ryan Dewalt dressed his beautiful baby girl as every Doctor (and more). It doesn’t get any cuter than this.

Damn you Tumblr! I know you don’t want people to go overboard with their photosets, but there are ELEVEN Doctors!  Not Ten!  It was a tough decision, but poor 2nd Doctor Troughton missed out (but he’s embedded below!).

2nd Doctor: Patrick Troughton

Oh, and for the keen eyed observer: yes, you are quite correct. That’s actually a toy dog cosplaying as K9 in the 4th Doctor photo. Exactly as the artist intended.

Ohmygod. The noise I made was not human. I just fainted of cute. 

slkdhgjkahlgjljkdghakjsdghakldsh this is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.

wolf-shapedbullet:

funsexytime:

kelshire:

davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe:

Get in, loser, we’re going shopping.

oh that david tennant

Oh, these will never get old

raise your hand if you’ve ever been victimized by Regina George
oh, David

He&#8217;s just SO EXCITED.

wolf-shapedbullet:

funsexytime:

kelshire:

davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe:

Get in, loser, we’re going shopping.

oh that david tennant

Oh, these will never get old

raise your hand if you’ve ever been victimized by Regina George

oh, David

He’s just SO EXCITED.