~I saved the planet before it was cool~
I'd like to thank the academy...
Hipster 10 was inspired by this post on livejournal (and comments) and the hipster Little Mermaid tumblr, and voilà!
...then I discovered there was already one for Eleven. UMM, OOPS. So this one is for all Doctors (and Masters, and Companions, etc.) As since this was the first tumblr I ever made, it shows up as the one I reblog/like/follow with. However my (real) more personal tumblr, for which I do other fandom-related things, is linked below.* So odds are, I'll talk to you under fyeahhipsterdoctor, but reblog you under sombrero unless I find it relevant to here.
Same person, really. Though I recently started doing "off-topic Tuesdays" where I post random non-Whoniverse or hipster-related stuff here without feeling guilty.
*Please* feel free to submit your own Hipster Doctor.
Use the meme generator, or find your own screencaps and use roflbot (below, above, friggin theme, IDEK anymore) or whatever.
Also visit our Hipster Archbishop,
our Hipster High Priestess,
our Hipster Nemesis
*or ME! :D
More classic Whoniverse bedtime stories
(besides The Three Old Sontarans, The Emperor Dalek’s New Clothes, and Snow White and the Seven Keys to Doomsday)
- Good Night, Judoon Platoon Upon the Moon
- Rainbow Fish Custard
- Harold (Saxon) and the Purple Teletubbie
- The Doctor in the Hat
- Pat, The Adipose
- The Very Hungry Master
- James and the Giant Banana
- Where the Timey-Wimey Things Are
- Jack and That Time He Humped a Beanstalk
- Green Eggs and Custard
- One Dalek, Two Dalek, Red Dalek, Blue Dalek
- The Time Lord Who Cried Drums
- Cloudy With a Chance of The Oncoming Storm
- Curious Silent
- I’ll Ask You ‘Does It Need Saying?’ Forever
- Are You My Mummy?
- The Little Amelia Who Could
- There Is an Old Man Who Lives in a Box
- If You Give a Doctor a Fez
- The Three Sexy Time Travels and the Bad Wold
- Puff, The Magic Right Hand
- The True Story of the Three Brave Ponds
- We’re Going on a Cyberman Hunt
- The Tale of Peter the Tyler
- How the Sycorax Stole Christmas
- The TARDIS Express
- Mr. Harkness Can Screw, Can you?
- Everybody Blinks
- The Runaway Bride
- Oh, the Times and Spaces You’ll Go!
ladies and gentlemen, JODI.
THE JACK ONES-

Right, I’m calling your parents.
Are you disrespecting the house of Pond?! Art thou calling my mother a Scottish kiss-o-gram?
Enough!
Art thou calling my father a bumbling plastic Roman?!
Mels.
But he ain’t still a bumbling plastic Roman!
Listen to me.
But he ain’t still even a bumbling plastic Roman though!
That’s enough.
I’m hot and bovvered. This incarnation - bovvered. Sweetie. Spoilers. I am hot and bovvered.
My Doctor did once burn up a sun.
My dad is even more dead than mummy’s hair red.
If I’m yet to be River, why then my breasts aren’t done.
If hair be wires, black wires now grow on my head.
Doctor has seen Rose damasked, pink and yellow,
But no such Rose see I in any weeks.
And in some spoilers is there more delight,
Than in the vwooorp that from his box reeks.
I love to hear the Doctor speak, yet well I know,
That Silence hath bring a far more terrible sound.
I grant I never saw a Captain go,
My Doctor, when he walks, stumbles on the ground.
And yet by Gallifrey, I think my love as rare,
As any he snogged with false compare.
Sonic me, alien boy!

Hipster!Doctor FTW
Deleted scenes from this episode include the planet’s log cabin resort, PBR brewery, the universe’s largest vintage shop, and a room filled with thousands of badgers, raccoons, and sugar gliders.
what have I doneI blame this:http://paintdoktahwho.tumblr.com/post/10946113520/yup
OH MY GOD. *insta reblog*
Matt Smith Returning In Series 7 Of ‘Doctor Who’; Plus Captain Jack
It’s been a big news week for Doctor Who, with some major announcements and rumors floating around the web about Series 7. The BBC has made a formal announcement that they have commissioned 14 new episodes for 2012, including a Christmas Special, which has become a tradition for the new era of Doctor Who.
Additionally, Steven Moffat and the BBC have also confirmed that Matt Smith will be continuing his role as the Doctor in Series 7 during 2012, following some silly rumors online that he was stepping down. With the official confirmation from the BBC, the rumors were put to rest… but that didn’t stop Moffat and others lay out some clues as to what else we might be seeing in Series 7.
Following the official announcements from the BBC, John Barrowman (aka Captain Jack Harkness from Torchwood) revealed in an interview with Zap2It that the return of Captain Jack to Doctor Who has been discussed between Russell T Davies and Steven Moffat. “I’ve always said that if I’m asked to go back to Doctor Who, I’ll go at the drop of a hat,” Barrowman says. “That’s where Captain Jack got his beginnings. And it’s already been discussed.”
There have been some hints and tips about the potential return for Captain Jack Harkness over the last couple of years, and it’s inevitable the character will return at some point: he was created by Steven Moffat to begin with. In reality, it’s a matter of timing and fitting everything into everyone’s schedule.
However, it seems that Steven Moffat already has plans for Barrowman for Series 7 – and they involved the enigmatic River Song (Alex Kingston).
SCREAMING IRL. (If this *still* turns out to be false, I swear I will find a way to punch people through a computer screen)

She’s back! And yes, there are non-Classic Whovians here, but take a look bottom right - she’s even got Troughton’s stare down pat!
Who Baby
Ryan Dewalt dressed his beautiful baby girl as every Doctor (and more). It doesn’t get any cuter than this.
Damn you Tumblr! I know you don’t want people to go overboard with their photosets, but there are ELEVEN Doctors! Not Ten! It was a tough decision, but poor 2nd Doctor Troughton missed out (but he’s embedded below!).
Oh, and for the keen eyed observer: yes, you are quite correct. That’s actually a toy dog cosplaying as K9 in the 4th Doctor photo. Exactly as the artist intended.
Ohmygod. The noise I made was not human. I just fainted of cute.
slkdhgjkahlgjljkdghakjsdghakldsh this is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.

davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe:
Get in, loser, we’re going shopping.
oh that david tennant
Oh, these will never get old
raise your hand if you’ve ever been victimized by Regina George
oh, David
He’s just SO EXCITED.